Vitamin C.

I’ve been taking 3000mg of vitamin C for the past 3 days.

I’ve had a cup of coffee, Tampica juice, chicken, rice, corn and spaghetti for the record. Plus Mondays and Tuesdays I have weight lifting and cardio for an hour and a half.

I feel my mood has elevated and my mind has cleared up some.

Now, I have taking vitamin C many times before getting up to 25,000mg in a 24 hour period. This is recorded though and I will post my findings on days I miss taking C and days I do take it. To me knowledge to only adverse side effect is the eventual diahrea. But combines with the gallon of milk which has the side effect of constipation it should balance out.

And A Woman To Bring It To You

People got to the pubs, publically opened, and got drunk the day that Prohibition was reversed – so no one remembers the date. But it honor of that day we cannot remember, we all go out to get blasted!

Nuns host the long island ice tea drinking contest
The Irish hold pissing contests
The Scottish gets pissed off and fight, as usual
High school girls act clueless

To honor this occasion to legal drinking age has been reduced to 18 for 24 hours!

The Edge of Technology

The new multi-Petahertz was unleashed today expected to perform the work a a thousand other computers and replace hundreds of workers.

“The secret is in the human brain,” Engineers says. “Basically we make a literal duplicate.”

Scientists discovered the computer was intelligent when they asked it to calculate the total value of pi.
“No.” Was the only reply.

Parents go to bed, cats and dogs do whatever they do at night, and kids go to sleep while sugarplums dance in their heads.

Or do they?

Children everyone from all walks of life have been lured in by friends of Satan himself to engage in lewd acts including ‘chopping the head of an kobold cause I’m badass’.

Satanic Bible

No deaths have resulted and crime seems to be relatively unaffected. We just have our modern police department to thank for catching this early on.

My cravings for milk has returned.

I had this false data floating around from my ‘poor white trash’ days that milk was expensive so I shouldn’t drink it.

That cleared up early 2010 and I started drinking 1 gallon per day.

Despite people telling me that much is ‘unhealthy’ I did it anyways.

After two months the cravings stopped and I drank 2 – 4 (8oz) glasses a day.

Well I’ve started the workout routine about a month ago and now I crave milk a lot (about a  gallon a day). I attribute that as the primary cause. I’m guessing it’s the calcium but I really don’t know.

I am studying sugar and have found fructose to be very bad a large quantities. I will monitor my body and behavior for a similar reaction to lactose (gets processed in a very similar way)

Neurotoxin To Save Lives

The government has wrapped up a top-secret 20-year experiment involving a new new toxin.

Costs are mounting $3 Trillion dollars but they feel “You’ll be happy someday because of it”!

Obama reports that things are going well in the middle-east and with this agent will accelerate efforts dramatically.

The nerve toxin is reported to kill everyone on planet Earth if it reaches the air.

Tests begin Tuesday.

Definitions are provided by: http://www.merriam-webster.com

Depression: 2.b.a state of feeling sad

Sick 5 : lacking vigor

With the above defined I wonder if most people are not badly malnurished rather than mentally ill.

Here is an ad and response to our modern cure for depression.

Knowing what I do of biochemistry I conclude that the makers of this drug found one thing that works sometimes and ignore the additional symptoms, as with the other anti-depressants. Never mind that suicide does not occur without some severe cause for that reaction. Never mind that suicide has gone from somewhat negligent to bizarre Columbine homicidal levels.

Abilify and any anti-depressant scares me. I was even offered some in the hospital, no prescription.

I hate to be the subject of my own testing, but this is entirely on my own. I will seek funding for a more scientific means, but alas – until then.

Generally I am content and sometimes enthusiastic with friends, sometimes not. But sometimes I fall down to boredom and I just want to sleep the rest of the day away.

I recognized this feeling right after I take vitamins or eat a healthy meal when I come out of it.

I don’t notice that I fall to boredom when I eat fast food or drink lots of soda (except for the normal headache).

Typically every weekend I would consume approximately 1 gallon of Coke and I would have an incapacitating headache (9 or 10 on the 10-scale). It wasn’t until I was 18 (3 years) that I realized the soda and headaches were connected.

I had heard a saying “If you’re craving something but don’t know what it is, it’s Vitamin C.”

I’ve tried this and it seems to work about 70% of the time.  But, it the interests of science I also took B-complex a little less than half the time in addition.  I have taken B-Complex and salt alone 25% of the time and suffered through it the last 5% of the time.

While boredom is not the classical depression, I am also very active.

Summary:

Having lots of Vitamin C (I took 8000 mg) is a necessity (40lb dog generates 5,000 mg per day)

So I will have to conduct a depression test involving workouts, jogs and vitamins and nutritional foods on people with problems with being depressed.

Remember 2009 ‘Pandemic’?

The CDC was everywhere with the vaccine when the only evidence was 5 deaths in the US and 120 cases known in Mexico.

Now that it’s a closed case there are ‘about 12,000 deaths’ resulting from swine flu as of May 28 2010 through 2009.

12,000/300,000,000 and many people, like me, didn’t even get the vaccine.  For all that Fox News has posted I’m surprised the mass hysteria was not worse.  Thats less than 0.004 of 1%. Can this even be called a pandemic?

Here are a few infections you actually should be concerned about (but no more than concerned).http://www.campussqueeze.com/post/The-11-Deadliest-Viruses-Diseases-Known-To-Man.aspx

Anthrax

Human Immunodeficiency Virus/Acquired Immune Deficiency Disorder (HIV/AIDS)

Ebola

Marburg Virus

Avian Flu

Malaria

Cholera

Yellow Fever

Typhoid Fever

SARS

Crimean Congo (continue reading…)

He's A Big Man

Nancy Martinez met Ron Jeremy at a MacDonalds drivethrough. He ordered his Angus burger “Supersize”. We tracked his consumer patterns with the help of his credit card. Jeremy orders “Extra Large” pizza, “Big Size” meals and “Venti-Grande-Big” soy-latte-no-fat-no-foam-no-lip drinks Starbucks.

At the dealer he decided the H2 wasn’t his style, he needed something with a little more room under the wheel and purchased a military grade Hummer with a 10.0 Triton V12 Diesel Engine. Currently being sued by Al Gore on behalf of the rain forest for sucking down 2 gallons per mile, Jeremy says he is going to settle for $1,000,000.

Ron confides secretly that he plans to make it up once the Gore twins have signed onto his next ‘film’.

The Man Who Won the Eating Contest

You can’t stop. Or at least one man can’t…

Paul Robertson is a man with a health disorder and a Lays Potatoe chip neurosis where her really can’t stop. Paul now weighs an astonishing 1200 pounds and is accumulating weight now at eleven ounces per day.

Suffering numerous insults such as Guiness Book offers and a spot on The View, Paul has moved into seclusion several times but the National Tabloid has managed to find him via satellite each time.