SATANIC CULT BUSTED IN HOLLYWOOD!
by Little John on Jul.19, 2010, under Headlines
Parents go to bed, cats and dogs do whatever they do at night, and kids go to sleep while sugarplums dance in their heads.
Or do they?
Children everyone from all walks of life have been lured in by friends of Satan himself to engage in lewd acts including ‘chopping the head of an kobold cause I’m badass’.
Satanic Bible
No deaths have resulted and crime seems to be relatively unaffected. We just have our modern police department to thank for catching this early on.
August 5th, 2010 on 7:20 PM
Yeah. “cause I’m bad ass” feels so right to say at such a moment.