Columbus Plans to Sail the Great Black

A radical thinker has propagated a new idea of space travel!

Dr. Chris Joseph is promoted that space is ‘three-dimensional’ and that people can fly any which way they want. Dr. Joseph has been laughed out of the scientific community.

“Joseph is what we call a ‘radical thinker’. Everyone knows that the universe is flat.”

But Joseph insists he can prove the age old theory is wrong by means of space travel.

“Yes, of course we would LIKE to see him try, but unfortunately space travel has been prohibited due to sun spots.”