Archive for July 12th, 2010
PAPARRAZZI AT HOGWARTS!
by Little John on Jul.12, 2010, under Headlines
Paparrazzi were smuggled into the 9-and-three-quarters platform and aboard the Hogwarts Express by Death Eaters and very annoying muggles.
News reporters and photographers now plague the HogWarts grounds and are learning the use of Quick Quotes Quills.
Photoshop experts have already begun doctoring photos of Harry Potter and Hermione Granger and selling them online.
Slytherin House has begun learning curse words from the adult paparrazzii and begun using them on other students. The nature of these powerful four-letter words have turned the school upsidedown and reduced classes to revolting, sordid affairs.

