2012 Elections

Some people, like me, already know who they will vote for. Are you a Democrat or Republican?

In 2004 I did not know John Kerry (Dem) and I did not like Bush (Rep). So I voted Libertarian. My friend Mike voted for Bush.

“Why? Why vote for Bush when you hate him so much?” Says I.

“Because it’s better than voting Democrat.”

“Why not vote Libertarian?”

“Because it doesn’t matter.”

“Then why are you voting for Bush?” I said exasperated.

And that won the argument. Ever since he has been a strong supporter of Ron Paul.

Every position only the locals have heard of with the exception of Arnold. We hear the candidates, about 10, about a year or two in advance. I didn’t know Sarah Palin was the Governor of Alaska.

So unless there is somebody who you have been DYING to see in office, why not vote third party?

Think of how you want America to be in 12 years next time you vote.

Two Mysterious Kings

City Hall was burned to the ground with a note from “Two Kings” with solutions to pollution, rich people and poor people.

The terrorists also threaten to blow up credit card buildings if anyone tries to find them. Police believe this stems from an underground boxing club that seems to have sprung up virtually overnight.

In other news it seems Governor Schwarzenegger has started sparring at the gym! He has come to work with scratches and bruises on his face.

When asked about it he replied, “No cah-ment.”