Artificial Sperm

Scientists can replicate artificial sperm from bone marrow bypassing the standard method of sperm production! With dozens of female supporters across the globe this project reached its goal last week with the successful cell division of a fertilized egg.

“Eureka!” Scientists shouted. “Now women can … can…” Dr. Jones paused and began burning his research.

Once he was arrested the other female scientists pieces together his work and completed the procedure.

Artificial sperm will sell for $5,000/ounce compared with Organic Sperm for $50/ounce at Trader Joes.