The Last 4th of July

2010 has seen the last 4th of July celebration.

Following a speech given by Barack Obama, all
nations individual ‘freedom’ days will be
combined as a United Nations holiday which
coincides with his daughter birthday.

To enforce this each state trooper will have complete authority over anyone waving a non-standard, American flag instead of the new approved blue on white flag of the UN.

To serve and protect us, even from ourselves.

New Day Calander

By popular vote the weekend has been extended to three days. The new day will be call “NewDay”.

Despite the praise for the brilliance and calendar engineering feat, concerned mothers believe that name itself may cause some…confusion.

“I showed up to work today and half the people were naked!” Suzie Homemaker complains. “NEW-day sounds like “NUDE day!”

A coworker was happy to be interviewed – um – naked, “Well why did she come to work on the weekend anyway?”