F's into A's

Liberals rally around a new class of students with insufficent grades to make it through college.

“It’s not fair-” Dropouts complain. “I try as hard as the next guy!”

“I think if they can’t make the grade they should get a job at Burger King. Or Forever 21.” A-Students reply.

The Democratic Party has taken up their cause and if elected in ’12 will begin the redistribution of grades. Social programs will be implemented to reduce the GPA of good students and raise GPA of poor students.

“We believe this will make the mentally-challenged feel better and make a better world.”