Better Terms for the Benefit of Mankind

Due to the Sencible Speling movement, the following terms were deemeds unacceptable.

While ‘Obese’ was reverted back to the classic ‘Fatso’

Columbus Plans to Sail the Great Black

A radical thinker has propagated a new idea of space travel!

Dr. Chris Joseph is promoted that space is ‘three-dimensional’ and that people can fly any which way they want. Dr. Joseph has been laughed out of the scientific community.

“Joseph is what we call a ‘radical thinker’. Everyone knows that the universe is flat.”

But Joseph insists he can prove the age old theory is wrong by means of space travel.

“Yes, of course we would LIKE to see him try, but unfortunately space travel has been prohibited due to sun spots.”

When I find it, it will be in the comments below.

Windows xp is Enf-Of-Life’d on Oct, 22nd 2010.
http://www.microsoft.com/windows/windows-xp/end-of-sale.aspx

Google sorts it’s responses by popularity, right? That means the most popular answers to downgrading 7 to XP are no answer at all. Microsoft extended the downgrade to 2020. Great! How do I do it?

Windows/Microsoft doesn’t provide the answers in an obvious place, a remote place and thus far it’s not in a distantly remote place. Windows sure is cutting there own throats by offering a product and insisting we operate it there way. They demand you upgrade to outlook 2010 or Windows Live.

Really? You didn’t have to do anything to keep Outlook, but instead you spend the cash to ensure Outlook 2010 is just different enough to be incompatible with all other previous version.

I find pages of questions ‘how to I down grade?’ and pages of responses ‘Why would you want to downgrade?’

Can I get my question answered before I answer yours? No? Fine.

Not supported in Windows 7:

Highend antivirus software
Previous versions of Outlook
Workhorse printers
The fact that despite not needing to, they change so many little things like the control panel

Enough bothers me that I’m honestly considering the pros and cons of Google’s Chromium. Windows clearly does not get it. SIMPLE. People like it simple. Once they learn something the don’t want to have to relearn it. Fortunately my company operates almost solely on the internet so the switch-over won’t be all that crazy. I’m thinking of getting them Google netbooks because it’s so cheap it’s obscene.

Vitamin C.

I’ve been taking 3000mg of vitamin C for the past 3 days.

I’ve had a cup of coffee, Tampica juice, chicken, rice, corn and spaghetti for the record. Plus Mondays and Tuesdays I have weight lifting and cardio for an hour and a half.

I feel my mood has elevated and my mind has cleared up some.

Now, I have taking vitamin C many times before getting up to 25,000mg in a 24 hour period. This is recorded though and I will post my findings on days I miss taking C and days I do take it. To me knowledge to only adverse side effect is the eventual diahrea. But combines with the gallon of milk which has the side effect of constipation it should balance out.

And A Woman To Bring It To You

People got to the pubs, publically opened, and got drunk the day that Prohibition was reversed – so no one remembers the date. But it honor of that day we cannot remember, we all go out to get blasted!

Nuns host the long island ice tea drinking contest
The Irish hold pissing contests
The Scottish gets pissed off and fight, as usual
High school girls act clueless

To honor this occasion to legal drinking age has been reduced to 18 for 24 hours!

The Edge of Technology

The new multi-Petahertz was unleashed today expected to perform the work a a thousand other computers and replace hundreds of workers.

“The secret is in the human brain,” Engineers says. “Basically we make a literal duplicate.”

Scientists discovered the computer was intelligent when they asked it to calculate the total value of pi.
“No.” Was the only reply.

Parents go to bed, cats and dogs do whatever they do at night, and kids go to sleep while sugarplums dance in their heads.

Or do they?

Children everyone from all walks of life have been lured in by friends of Satan himself to engage in lewd acts including ‘chopping the head of an kobold cause I’m badass’.

Satanic Bible

No deaths have resulted and crime seems to be relatively unaffected. We just have our modern police department to thank for catching this early on.

My cravings for milk has returned.

I had this false data floating around from my ‘poor white trash’ days that milk was expensive so I shouldn’t drink it.

That cleared up early 2010 and I started drinking 1 gallon per day.

Despite people telling me that much is ‘unhealthy’ I did it anyways.

After two months the cravings stopped and I drank 2 – 4 (8oz) glasses a day.

Well I’ve started the workout routine about a month ago and now I crave milk a lot (about a  gallon a day). I attribute that as the primary cause. I’m guessing it’s the calcium but I really don’t know.

I am studying sugar and have found fructose to be very bad a large quantities. I will monitor my body and behavior for a similar reaction to lactose (gets processed in a very similar way)

Neurotoxin To Save Lives

The government has wrapped up a top-secret 20-year experiment involving a new new toxin.

Costs are mounting $3 Trillion dollars but they feel “You’ll be happy someday because of it”!

Obama reports that things are going well in the middle-east and with this agent will accelerate efforts dramatically.

The nerve toxin is reported to kill everyone on planet Earth if it reaches the air.

Tests begin Tuesday.

Definitions are provided by: http://www.merriam-webster.com

Depression: 2.b.a state of feeling sad

Sick 5 : lacking vigor

With the above defined I wonder if most people are not badly malnurished rather than mentally ill.

Here is an ad and response to our modern cure for depression.

Knowing what I do of biochemistry I conclude that the makers of this drug found one thing that works sometimes and ignore the additional symptoms, as with the other anti-depressants. Never mind that suicide does not occur without some severe cause for that reaction. Never mind that suicide has gone from somewhat negligent to bizarre Columbine homicidal levels.

Abilify and any anti-depressant scares me. I was even offered some in the hospital, no prescription.

I hate to be the subject of my own testing, but this is entirely on my own. I will seek funding for a more scientific means, but alas – until then.

Generally I am content and sometimes enthusiastic with friends, sometimes not. But sometimes I fall down to boredom and I just want to sleep the rest of the day away.

I recognized this feeling right after I take vitamins or eat a healthy meal when I come out of it.

I don’t notice that I fall to boredom when I eat fast food or drink lots of soda (except for the normal headache).

Typically every weekend I would consume approximately 1 gallon of Coke and I would have an incapacitating headache (9 or 10 on the 10-scale). It wasn’t until I was 18 (3 years) that I realized the soda and headaches were connected.

I had heard a saying “If you’re craving something but don’t know what it is, it’s Vitamin C.”

I’ve tried this and it seems to work about 70% of the time.  But, it the interests of science I also took B-complex a little less than half the time in addition.  I have taken B-Complex and salt alone 25% of the time and suffered through it the last 5% of the time.

While boredom is not the classical depression, I am also very active.

Summary:

Having lots of Vitamin C (I took 8000 mg) is a necessity (40lb dog generates 5,000 mg per day)

So I will have to conduct a depression test involving workouts, jogs and vitamins and nutritional foods on people with problems with being depressed.